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Monday, July 23, 2012

Love the Word, Hate the Flavor

Gouda. I am not quite sure what is so appealing about this word. It's refreshing. You simply say the word and it finishes with "ahh," like you just took a sip of ice water of a stifling hot day.

Gouda. Iz Gewd.
Gewd. Ahhh...

Whether you care or not, Gouda cheese originated in Holland, and if you ever cared how to make it just click HERE!

As much as I love randomly saying "Gouda Cheese," or quoting She's the Man when I say, "My favorite's Gouda," I just can't bring myself to actually enjoy this particular dairy product.


I would love to say that I actually enjoy this cheese, rather than be an endorser for a product I don't actually eat. And yet, here I am... writing about Gouda.

I was first tried Gouda as a Freshman in college. As a vegetarian at a small (mostly commuter student) college campus, my food choices are limited. Not to mention I'm picky. So, if it's not a salad, it's a sandwich! And a sandwich for me, is basically a salad with a slice of provolone cheese and bread. It's an amazing sandwich.

Since provolone cheese is a delicacy on my campus, you are lucky to grab even half a slice before it's gone. Especially if you don't go to lunch in the first wave of people. (Which I never do). I learned my lesson- in my sandwich, there is no substitute'. No provolone, no sandwich. End of story.

It's called provolovin' for a reason.

The first time I was faced with the dilemma of no provolone, I thought, "No biggie, the cheese doesn't even make that much of a difference once I put the lettuce, tomato, cucumber, honey mustard, bean sprouts, pickles, banana peppers and whatever else I can find on the sandwich." I thought, "I always talk about how much I love Gouda. I'll just put that in my sandwich and then I can say I ate gouda, and I liked it." I though, "What could possibly go wrong?"

My sandwich looked beautiful. I was excited to have my first bite of gouda cheese.

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I ended up taking the cheese out of the sandwich, and just eating the bread and vegetables.

With that sandwich I discovered that: Gouda, while sounding delicious when spoken, does not belong in that sandwich.

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